God damnit it is just like Neon Genesis Evangelion

@NorwoodIsMyHero: I'm good for a economic crash, I need to start my business of selling cooked rats and skunk meat in my abandoned air craft carrier

@foxh8er: actually if we took 100% of their cash, our deficit would go down by 1.2 trillion based on the figures above.

@Bastard420: this makes me hate tweens

@Yeah!: bitches need a chocke'n

@Bastard420: the fuck is miley? I wont honor her existence even with a google search

@jchen1: that is until our mutant pig army takes over the world, *it's not kosher*

@Bastard420: he is Hanna Montana with a cock

@MTVAH: just harder than walking around naked like I normally do, or because I am a quadriplegic take your pick

@Major-n0ob: oh wait that came out wrong, oh fuck it

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: they are a pain in the ass to get on, but I do love me some suit action

@drmrw:

@Christian Lindfors: Oh no I'm having a crisis!

@RustyNeedle: I know I know I saw yours, damn

@IQslump: savings bonds are lame, you just forget about them. Get him this or a Dr. Zoidberg costume, he should look like this:

@RustyNeedle: dam I thought I thought of this joke first, see post above

will it hold babies?

@Khamel:

@Lite: an adventurer is me!: sure what evs

@Major-n0ob: they could make an app called iHate