Yes, I do now. The difference is that I am a home-schooled teenager who wrote that comment in about 30 seconds. You actually get paid to compose words for a living and should be held to a higher standard.

Okay I don't get why so many people have to be like this. You didn't have a big ceremony, great! Good for you! Why did you have to put in the dig about just not understanding the people who aren't like you? I highly doubt you actually literally don't understand why someone would want to throw a big party.

You're welcome! I heard that vaporizing is the "healthiest" way to get high. The only downside is that you have to fill up often if you're smoking with more than one person.

Try this baby. PS this isn't my shop or anything.

There's blunts. If you want a visual explanation of how to create one, check Youtube. You could also try glass pipes or fill up a vaporizer pen with weed.

...I...I sort of assumed they had found her rude for separate reasons that were a coverup for the more real reason that they wanted her to get a boob job. Like, they would say that she had demonstrated poor and rude behavior by getting drunk and going out dancing, but really we all knew it was because of the boob job…

We need to not reply to nonsense like this. It's the only way the gray system will work. If a bunch of us jam in here and start arguing with the brick wall posing as a human commentor, the nonsense bubbles up to the top as a prioritized discussion, and the gray troll becomes visible to all.

I don't and have never read any fanfic anything.

I don't have a problem with raising money for ALS, suffering from a neurological disorder myself. The problem I have is how it's become a media sensation to the point that the true cause is lost. For instance it took me a while to even hear that this was to raise money for ALS. I first heard about it as simply yet…

I was before the stroke. Now I'm bilaterally half the man I use to be. And other than close friends your party invites drop precipitously because a disabled individual is such downer at parties.

What words? That I don't use social media? That I see this as a variation of a chain letter? What's the point of me doing it if I don't have "friends" online to challenge? And I am a sufferer of one of those diseases. So what. This is exactly the same as the cinnamon challenge or the setting yourself on fire…

You can just say "no thank you" can go about your life.

I think it depends on the dog and how often they get baths as babies. I had one dog that loved water. When we went camping, I could play fetch with him by throwing floating toys in the lake, and he'd swim after them. He also loved riding on our waverunner to the middle of the lake, jumped off and swam around, and then…

I used to have a small dog who would act as if she was being led to the glue factory when the water started running, but settle right down when the scrubbing began. We'd let her dry herself off by putting a large, fluffy towel on the floor so that she could roll around on it. That always seemed to burn off a lot of…

Man, I hate trolls because the kibosh on picture uploads isp reventing me from uploading a picture of my dog Peanut who will tell you internets that baths are BULLSHIT!

Peanut will endure a bath with the resignation of the condemned, but the second he's out of the tub, it's all hate, anger, a stomping and rubbing…

My dog is always so happy when I put her collar back on, no matter why it was off. They must really feel undressed without it!

Oh yeah, full Eeyore mode is a perfect description. That and the trembling.

I find that puppies are generally easier to bath (because of size) than grown dogs. As puppies the splashing was adorable and small, as full grown dogs it's upsetting and I end up as wet as they do. As puppies they nap afterwards for quite a long time, as adult dogs they have chosen to do what I like to call the after…