I know a football guy in Oakland, Mike!

They’re so broke they couldn’t afford a superstar with two eyebrows, for fuck’s sakes.

The NFL is such a dangerous sport that even scouts aren’t immune to CTE.

They’re already AFC South finalists!

Drew’s Mom:

Huge Eagles fan

*crawls under couch with bottle of whiskey and sobs* 

Tonorrow’s headline in The Arizona Republic

+12 kidja

Comment of the Year candidate.

FYI, Majerle is pronounced “Marley”.

Low...hangING...FRUIT!!!

I love this.  No homo(phone).

+9 always

Hey soon enough the Rivers family will be big enough to fill that whole soccer stadium they play in.

+1 baby.

Oh, great, a pun. Those make me want to Maj-hurl.

Take my star you brilliant bastard 

Quidditch ranks right alongside fantasy football in terms of fantasy worlds that dedicate a great amount of content to a non-existent playing field.