He’s a Detroit Red Wings fan. There ya go. Sports. 

I feel bad for Daniel but this is tremendous content. 

I don't. I legitimately do not remember Josh Johnson.

“Actual work” and “Donald Trump” do not, under any circumstances or context, belong in the same sentence, unless preceeded by the words “has never done any”

on the contrary, the more time he spends on trivial stuff like this, the less time he has to spend doing criminal shit

Nicky is good boy.

I actually didn’t think Pickford flubbed it that bad. He was trying to do the right thing by knocking it out but it was such a weird ass trajectory. I’ve seen the replay like 6 times already and I still can’t tell if it went out of play at any time. 

Total misplay by Pickford.  He’d already handled a ball like that maybe 15 minutes before, but instead of making sure it cleared the ball and went out, giving the Pool Boys a corner (maybe, they had exhausted stoppage time already), he knocks it back down for an easy goal.  Too bad, too.  It had been such an…

Is Rockford well enough known that it wasn’t necessary to put the word Illinois anywhere in this post?

I’m in Belvidere and the biggest thing holding this region back is the old white guy mentality. Cronyism, nepotism, the good old boy network. Please vote. It's our only hope.

I was in the Marines with a guy from Rockford. He was going to leave the Corps and be an actor starring in only movie sport dramas.

As a former Freeporter, it's a great area to be from. Emphasis on from. 

Wow. We lived in Freeport in the 80's. You must be like one of 5 people to leave Rockford and actually come back. Why????????

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

My thoughts are close to yours, it is like arena football but I already don’t watch Arena football so why would i watch it with NFL uniforms?

I’m hesitant to say that the sort of scoring we saw in Chiefs-Rams is going to be more commonplace. They just seem like really fucking great offenses in a time where the rules are already pretty favorable to them. Plus, their defenses scored a bunch too. It’s not like Goff and Mahomes traded 7 TDs each (though Mahomes…

That really was what it would look like if the Red Zone Channel was a single game of football.

That’s a lot of college football. It still maintains a pretty solid level of entertainment.

Yeah... I don’t watch a ton of football, but if this is the future (I don’t think it is), I’ll probably watch even less.  This was a singularly fun game to watch, but if every game is just teams trading 3 play scoring drives... it won’t really be that entertaining in the long run.

I think most are dead.