Well done.

Is that a noun or an imperative verb?

Hey man, if you had the Bears pegged for more than 6 wins, that’s on you.

Great idea but Adam will never give his son Drake a shot...

Unbelievable - a 9/11 conspiracy theory.

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

This made me collapse laughing.

I mean, shit, driving a horse is a sport, so might as well.

Well, in defense of us white people, we’re a smug and condescending group. When we say for example, “stand up for what you believe in.” We really mean: “stand up for something that doesn’t make us feel uncomfortable about past actions that quite frankly may be frowned upon.”

“Sand Knight” definitely sounds like a weirdly complimentary racial slur of some sort.

Can't believe this guy created Mad Men.

You’d need to add Matt Damon too.

“If we can’t get 750, we respectfully thank you but we’re going to move on.”

Dak feels like he could take on the entire Empire himself!

You guys failed to mention it was Corey Seager bobble head night

I actually like Tebow more than a lot of others and think he gets some unfair raps at times, but he deserves everything he gets for this. What is he thinking? Either go to the CFL to show the doubters wrong regarding your QB skills, or get on with the rest of your life.

Or, we could let billionaire owners build their own stadiums while municipalities take care of more important things like schools, emergency responders, and infrastructure.