Ditches love Corvettes ;) always have, always will.

It sure says a lot that despite the fact that her cousin murdered his dad with a light saber, she’s still regarded as the biggest asshole in the entire family.

I would have waved my cap to the crowd as I rounded the bases. Then moon-walked the last ten feet. Followed by a bunny hop on the plate for emphasis.

Consults “The Art of the Comeback” ... ArcSky has lost all credibility. Terrible at commenting. Obviously biased.

I’m starting* to think Trump is a pathological liar. He constantly lies about trivial things, his lies are instantly and easily exposed, yet he continues on as if nothing happened. Take for instance all the supposed speakers at the convention. Right after he says Big Ben and Tebow will be there, it’s immediately shot…

Dusty Baker had a nice story after the game about how this was the first triple play he’d ever actually witnessed. His only other opportunity he’d missed apparently because he’d left the dugout for a mid-game bathroom break, only clued onto something cool happening when he came back to see the dugout celebrating.

WELL…

If I remember the first deal was $12m first year and $6m each in years two and three. I don't know what parts of it were guaranteed.

My friend and I last month: “I wonder what Jonah Keri is up to? Oh, he’s got an amazing website!”

So, props.

I wonder if part of his contract is that you’ll actually be able to link to the rest of his columns, rather than having to put his name in the search bar to find them.

This is a huge free agent signing, I can’t wait to read Zach Lowe’s analysis.

You should read the article. It’s a good one I think!

“‘A Blog Post By Me, Ashley Feinberg’” By Patrick Redford” By rudddddddddddd

Welker appeared on Boston radio show Toucher and Rich

I guess this means that Bosh is only a heartbeat away from leaving the Heat too.

True story: my son was born on May 9th.

The hypnotist will fix all of this.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

I deserve that.

At least no one lost a finger.

I laughed