Nice, you idiots.

Nice, you idiots.

who missed five kicks that could’ve totaled 13 points.

Is there a locked in order of operations for turning in line-up cards? Like does one team get to see another’s line-up first?

Truth.

My favorite thing is how the search / what’s happening section is completely dependent on your last few clicked photos.

I fucking love the NBA.

Rays fan here. Been watching as we win almost every game while our Wild Card games back number almost never changes.

In 2003, Yellowcard put a message on their MySpace asking for extras for their music video “Powder.” They were filming in Ventura, California. I lived in Rockford, Illinois.

Wow. You’d almost need a player like Khalil Mack to stop a play like that.

Attaboy, hanmerbuttt.

Henry Burris was a saint, you monster.

Ah, my bad - you’re right.

Who is worse than Nathan Peterman through two starts?

On the one hand, Nathan Peterman sucks at football.

Sometimes you gotta punt.

They are good, Johnny Lawrence!

“We’re so small that it confounds me thoroughly why anyone would try to legally strong-arm us.”

There’s a Fort Collins, Colorado, punk rock band called Elway. I wonder if John Elway’s post-playing career could ever turn out bad enough that the band would regret naming themselves after him?

“Baseball!” 

A good lesson to take from this is that it’s never a good idea to use racial slurs at work.