“Cleveland West”

Presumably it’s, what, four feet tall?

How the hell is he going to be able to reach down into that tube to get the last rock out when he’s 89 years and 11 months old?

I’m not saying I need sincerity. I just want a straight revenge play.

And according to the contract, if Papa John leaves Papa John’s, he can rename the building

I’d expect a much lower percentage. But not too low.

Fuck. I hate it when a response to my comment is destined to get more stars than my original comment.

Tim, this is your magnum opus.

It’s pronounced “Mar-Lee,” asshat. I was on Team USA. Look me up when your Boost Mobile minutes get re-upped next month.

I think Westbrook is a ball hog and I’d hate to be on his team. But I don’t hate him or anything. I just think he’s overrated.

I don’t like it, and I can’t explain why.

Wait, are you Michael Porter, Jr.?

In my case, Tim Burke liked a comment of mine to a video post like three years ago. I think when a site admin unlocks you, you’re good across the board.

At this point, does anyone want Melo?

Me, too.

I can’t believe how badly this team has fucked up its payroll situation. They’re screwed.

Speaking of “I’m Into Politics,” what does everyone think of the new Bad Religion song?

I’m going to be pissed if he comes out of the cave, sees his shadow, and gives us six more weeks of LeBronWatch.

Yep. Coop was their go-to when the Score was the White Sox flagship, but it switched to the Cubs a couple of years ago.