Bosio used to do a morning call-in segment on 670 The Score in Chicago. He always sounded hungover as fuck. He answered every question as if it was offensive that he should to deal with this shit.

Who do I speak to about getting the unwritten rules of baseball translated to Japanese for Ohtani? Could they be written down — just this once?

At first, I thought Nick Young’s tattoos were chest hair.

... what?

How does 50-year variable APR sound to you, friend? What a small price to pay for two August weekends a year in beautiful S.A.

If you think San Antonio wants anything to do with Lonzo Ball, I have a timeshare in San Antonio to sell you at a once-in-a-lifetime price.

Hey, cut Spain some slack. It’s a brand New World out there. Navigating it is tough.

This is such a good joke.

Daaaaam, Gina. Booing your own jokes is a defeating way to live.

Ohhhh.

What technical errors come up in the Goldblum podcast? I remember listening to it and nothing notable comes to mind?

You’re completely right! They literally meant “here are some other words.”

“In other words” took quite a leap there. You might even say it jumped some sort of marine-based predator.

Sure. Fair enough. I Googled it after I commented, but I didn’t want to delete my post. Kinja is unsubtle.

I can’t help thinking estimated time to arrival. But in this case, my complaint is unwarranted. Your ETA is actually more accurate than simply writing “edit.”

When did “ETA” become synonymous with “Edit?”

Wait, T.J. McConnell is white?

I know and admit that Kevin Love is in the top 0.1% of athletes in the world. But damn if I don’t think he works in one of the cubicles in my office every time I see him play basketball.

Dante Exum is the Marvin Williams of his decade.

I never know if it’s a “goddamn” delight or a “goddamned” delight.

This seems like good GMing!