I remember reading about a lot of back door deals and strongarming by the Knights’ GM around the time of the expansion draft.

Black friend*

Kris,

I grew up being told that Wilt Chamberlain or Bill Russell was the best basketball player who ever lived. Eventually the people making the argument died or gave up, and people like me declared Michael Jordan the best basketball player who ever lived.

Quick, somebody make sure SI never called Peter Thiel gay.

You’re right. Both better guesses than mine.

Ah, sure. Just four with the Browns, though. My bad.

Is your grandfather Dick Schafrath?

Just Don’t Do It

Really. From the original article:

I will never stop thinking “what the fucking fuck” when I read about this case.

Much like the President of the United States of America, I cannot read.

I saw the headline and assumed this was a post about Trump.

She said “Wait!” and acted astounded before she even knew if the scores matched.

I’m from Rockford, IL, and Fred used to play at our downtown YMCA during the summers during college.

Probably those fucking people further east in Newfoundland:

Andre Drummond is butt

“We know we screwed up trading away Stanton. We’re bringing in some Stanton Park to make things a little easier!”

I hate that we’re going to have to read about timeline minutiae for the next two years. I’m already exhausted.

I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.