He’s technically a mob enforcer in “Road to Perdition.” He guns down over a dozen people in that movie. Pretty bad dude.

I don’t like it when Deadspn commenters are intelligent and nuanced.

Holy shit this is good.

The United States government.

Tom Chambers was the first, second, and third best teammate I ever had.

Fourth-best teammate I ever had.

Suck it, Jordan.

America’s finest.

Oh also, Terrell Brandon.

Hello there. It’s me, THUNDER DAN MAJERLE.

I live about an hour from that park. It’s unreasonably nice and super affordable.

No shit. Fucking costume guy in The Shining right there.

I am 34 years old. When I was 19, I drove my 1991 Chevy Lumina (110,000 miles on it) from Rockford, Illinois, to Ventura, California, to be an extra in the Yellowcard music video for “Powder.”

I get tired of being an elite defender. We have to protect the sanctity of the word.

Yea, but Philip Rivers has all the characteristics you look for in a franchise quarterback. You can’t pass that up to stick with a second rounder like Drew Brees.

Around the All-Star break last year, you argued in the comments that Isaiah Thomas was better than Jimmy Butler. I stewed about it for weeks.

“So wait you’re telling me there’s only one cup for the two girls?”

This is an obscenely good comment!

No I saw it. It was graphic.

It was a video of Stephen A. skullfucking Lavar Ball.