He deleted it, so I guess it stopped giving, afterall.

Probably your wife, too.

That’s fair. They’ve been noticeably better since Sam came in.

Shit. You got me.

Excellent post.

Ian Snell is going to finish with a 2.60 FIP while simultaneously giving up nine of Stanton’s 60 dongers.

Rays fan here.

Oh. Shit. I’m dumb. It was Robbie Fowler!

I’m really looking forward to jacking up his career 29.7% three point percentage again. I mean he’s down to 23.1% this year, so he’s due, you know?

Still not as good as Luis Suarez’s goal-scoring celebration:

He’s going to make a great Celtic in four or five years.

Urban Meyer was so concerned by the injury that he started the player anyway.

No it should say Native American don’t be racist any more.

It’s 2017! And it’s also Thanksgiving! “Native American” police, for fuck’s sake.

I would strongly advise you to value your left fingers a bit more, Chris.

At least they had the courtesy of letting him go with a fully charged battery. That shit takes all night now with iOS 11.

That’s because those lyrics totally are. That song is as creepy as it gets, but we (and I count myself here) rewarded Jesse because it was “honest” and “brave” to sing about something so often left unsaid.

Kyle Korver plays defense like a Scooby Doo character wearing roller skates.

Dan Bernstein?

No but seriously answer the question