He’s been cast as Ivan Drago again in the Creed sequel!

Dolph Lundgren is Swedish.

There is far too much nuance here for Deadspin. I already lament the responses you’re going to get.

Back when he was playing for Western University, I never could’ve imagined that Shaq would learn these amazing point guard skills.

Every photo of Paxton Lynch looks like a mug shot after a college kegger. I see photos of him and expect to read the phrase “charges dropped.”

To be fair, that church van never should’ve been out at 3:30 in the morning on Saturday.

Brilliant!

I’ll do it. Pick me. I can do anything.

Oh fuck off.

If anyone can do it, it’s Supergirl.

A cocktail requires three ingredients. Don Draper taught me that.

“Actually, the hard part is over. It’s all down-me from here,” she quickly added.

It’s funny how quickly Chicago has turned on Joe Maddon.

You are legitimately funny.

Take my wife please.

The Vice President of the United States of America assumed women weren’t allowed to attend NFL games. His penis made him leave when he saw otherwise.

The Nuggets will be fun and good, and they will also be really, really expensive.

This is the douchiest possible response  to an honest point.

Clippers 2.0

For those of you watching at home, he wasn’t saying, “Boooooooooooooooooo,” it just sounded like that.