Hello there. It’s me, THUNDER DAN MAJERLE.

I live about an hour from that park. It’s unreasonably nice and super affordable.

No shit. Fucking costume guy in The Shining right there.

I am 34 years old. When I was 19, I drove my 1991 Chevy Lumina (110,000 miles on it) from Rockford, Illinois, to Ventura, California, to be an extra in the Yellowcard music video for “Powder.”

I get tired of being an elite defender. We have to protect the sanctity of the word.

Yea, but Philip Rivers has all the characteristics you look for in a franchise quarterback. You can’t pass that up to stick with a second rounder like Drew Brees.

Around the All-Star break last year, you argued in the comments that Isaiah Thomas was better than Jimmy Butler. I stewed about it for weeks.

“So wait you’re telling me there’s only one cup for the two girls?”

This is an obscenely good comment!

No I saw it. It was graphic.

It was a video of Stephen A. skullfucking Lavar Ball.

He deleted it, so I guess it stopped giving, afterall.

Probably your wife, too.

That’s fair. They’ve been noticeably better since Sam came in.

Shit. You got me.

Excellent post.

Ian Snell is going to finish with a 2.60 FIP while simultaneously giving up nine of Stanton’s 60 dongers.

Rays fan here.

Oh. Shit. I’m dumb. It was Robbie Fowler!

I’m really looking forward to jacking up his career 29.7% three point percentage again. I mean he’s down to 23.1% this year, so he’s due, you know?