Still not as good as Luis Suarez’s goal-scoring celebration:

He’s going to make a great Celtic in four or five years.

Urban Meyer was so concerned by the injury that he started the player anyway.

No it should say Native American don’t be racist any more.

It’s 2017! And it’s also Thanksgiving! “Native American” police, for fuck’s sake.

I would strongly advise you to value your left fingers a bit more, Chris.

At least they had the courtesy of letting him go with a fully charged battery. That shit takes all night now with iOS 11.

You seem shocked that the the best product costs the most money.

That’s because those lyrics totally are. That song is as creepy as it gets, but we (and I count myself here) rewarded Jesse because it was “honest” and “brave” to sing about something so often left unsaid.

Kyle Korver plays defense like a Scooby Doo character wearing roller skates.

Dan Bernstein?

No but seriously answer the question

He’s been cast as Ivan Drago again in the Creed sequel!

Dolph Lundgren is Swedish.

There is far too much nuance here for Deadspin. I already lament the responses you’re going to get.

Back when he was playing for Western University, I never could’ve imagined that Shaq would learn these amazing point guard skills.

Every photo of Paxton Lynch looks like a mug shot after a college kegger. I see photos of him and expect to read the phrase “charges dropped.”

To be fair, that church van never should’ve been out at 3:30 in the morning on Saturday.

Brilliant!

I’ll do it. Pick me. I can do anything.