Oh fuck off.

If anyone can do it, it’s Supergirl.

A cocktail requires three ingredients. Don Draper taught me that.

“Actually, the hard part is over. It’s all down-me from here,” she quickly added.

It’s funny how quickly Chicago has turned on Joe Maddon.

You are legitimately funny.

Take my wife please.

The Vice President of the United States of America assumed women weren’t allowed to attend NFL games. His penis made him leave when he saw otherwise.

The Nuggets will be fun and good, and they will also be really, really expensive.

For fuck’s sake.

This is the douchiest possible response  to an honest point.

Clippers 2.0

For those of you watching at home, he wasn’t saying, “Boooooooooooooooooo,” it just sounded like that.

We also have the East E-Rabs in Rockford (East Red And Black) and the Jefferson J-Hawks (not Jayhawks).

I live near Freeport, Illinois, home of the Freeport Pretzels

One per team.

[ slaps knee ]

Big, if true.

I’ve always thought Patty Mills is like a modern-day BJ Armstrong.

Yea but the average home sells for like $65,000.