[Edited to allow others more opportunities to reflect on Tom Savage’s garden.]

At least now Savage will have more time to tend to his garden.

I’m the richest guy in my fantasy football league, but that doesn’t mean I want to pay for appetizers at Buffalo Wild Wings on draft night.

“Standard Caucasian high-five,” McAfee concludes.

Nobody cares about your fantasy team, Tom.

But seriously, hell yes.

I have a three-year-old with autism. We’re just getting started in my local school district and have seen work these teachers have to put in first-hand. They work their butts off. What a great cause to get behind.

+1 buttfumble.

I’m very disappointed I don’t get to see Jay Cutler give shitty eyerolls and dumbfounded, angry stares to the eye of a Hurricane.

Sounds like dark times for you, as well, friend.

It’s really not ok to “out” anybody. Love and let love, brother.

I loved that first stupid Bionic Commando update. It was a really solid game, especially for $10 or whatever it was.

This is poor leadership. No Royal has scored in a week. People - even baseball players - have needs. Come on, Dayton. Give these guys their porn back.

Humans. Humans are the best midnight snack.

Thanks for this — really! That’s the nuance that I missed. My bad.

Nah.

If I’m Matthew Stafford, I use the money to level Detroit and build Delta City.

Also stop calling ticky tack fouls on me, Bavetta. The people came here to see me, not the refs.

You posted an article where the first three paragraphs confirm that, yes, fewer is the correct choice when counting.

[ Fewer* than 24 hours. ]