Humans. Humans are the best midnight snack.

Thanks for this — really! That’s the nuance that I missed. My bad.

Nah.

If I’m Matthew Stafford, I use the money to level Detroit and build Delta City.

Also stop calling ticky tack fouls on me, Bavetta. The people came here to see me, not the refs.

You posted an article where the first three paragraphs confirm that, yes, fewer is the correct choice when counting.

[ Fewer* than 24 hours. ]

Dan Majerle, anybody? Anybody?

I was going to say that this team just got “Bortled,” because the dude has a goofy name and also sucks. Then I thought, “Nah, I should say this team just got Jaguared,” because they’ve been so fucking awful for so long.

It’s a cheap ploy for easy stars, but I don’t care. Fuck both of these guys — especially Floyd Mayweather.

If Mayweather simply pretends McGregor is a woman, he should have no problem beating the daylights out of him.

HO HO HO, LOOK AT MR. ORIGINAL IMO OVER HERE.

You lost me at “imagine.”

I’m not looking forward to LeBron channeling Shaq and asking, “Who?” each time a reporter asks about Kyrie.

Boston Assets. I hate ’em.

There is no “Draft” to dodge. Except the NFL Draft. And these fools got drafted by the Browns. The BROWNS. It’s like the Afghanistan of NFL teams.

Welp, I just wiped away a tear while watching Little League highlights. Now everyone at my gate at LaGuardia thinks I’m insane. Thanks for that.

Plenty of time to protest. No time to vote.

Dashiell Robert Parr, you are an incredibly competitive boy. And a bit of a showoff. The last thing you need is temptation.

I mean, sure, unless the DM was, “Sorry bro, Kyrie is better!”