Well actually.

Honestly, Rich Hill might be the most brittle starting pitcher in Major League Baseball. I can’t believe he’s still in there. Good on him.

Yea, hi. That’s my ticket.

“Black Trump, everyone!”

Half the comments on this article are attacks on Deadspin, attacks on the quoted economists, or attacks on other commenters.

Something like 15 of the guys on the Rays roster are on one year contracts. I don’t want to fall in love with this team because they’re all going to be on the Angels next year.

Well hot dog! What a “trade!”

Rough night, being replaced by Jesus and all. Wilson Ramos is the Wally Pipp of prophets.

Hey so, is there a piece detailing the need for a change? Not that I have an issue with Splinter as a moniker, but what necessitated the change??

I’m a big Rays fan. I’m really excited for our team this year.

For me, it’s my soul that’s horribly disfigured.

For me, it’s my soul that’s horribly disfigured.

I assumed this was another goddamned “eSports” article. Thank you for the alternative!

Spellcheck, bro.

EXCUSE ME.

Excuse me.

(Via Flip Flop Fly Ball. Google it.)

Wait who is this Jeb guy.

??????

Whatever you do, Kevan Smith, do not talk to the media about how (legitimately) shitty your teammates are.

I think you’re undervaluing the Clippers here. They were 51-31 this year with a top heavy team that shot nothing but long 2s. They’re not suddenly a lottery team without Chris Paul.