This, Commentman#1, is the best Kinja possible.

Almost like he wasn’t sure where the beef was. Maybe they should come up with some kind of slogan or something?

I’m just happy it’s over. It’s like that meth-addicted physically abusive couple we all know. Just get divorced or OD already, man.

The ESPN trade grade story is just going to say “Atlanta: A+” with no accompanying text. 

I went to that elimination game at the UC.

Pasting Michael Jordan’s head over a white guy’s head is not blackface.

This is genuinely fascinating! I feel bad about it, but this is the most I’ve been interested in the NHL in years.

Hey, at least Mike Pence is no longer your governor!

Fucking pets are gross and awful. Christ.

I know it’s kind of annoying, but Jerry West is good at everything he does. Even at 79, would it surprise you if he suddenly convinced Chris Paul to stay or signed Kyle Lowry for cheap or something irritating?

who does dirty stuff constantly but claims he’s not dirty

They were the opening act on an Offspring tour I went to in 1997. They had just released Prisoner of Society as a single and their whole thing blew me away. Been a lifelong fan.

Blaxploitation.

Wow. So, same band I referenced earlier, a song from the same album, using a riff clearly inspired by the song from your post (:34):

Never heard that before!

So were his punches, honestly. He got clocked first and seemed like he just remembered he’s never been in a fight before.

Thank you - appreciate the kind words! Good luck, yourself, and stay safe, as well.

Anthony Tuggle is my brother-in-law, fighting in Rockford here in a few weeks. 0-1 so far - only his second fight.

My brother-in-law fights (extremely) low-level MMA. He’s 21 and could break me in half.