Verb’s third double album rocked so fucking hard.

LET’S NAME SOME GUYS!

Bosh was a long-time Raptor. If he dies on the court, scientists will just extract the DNA from a mosquito fossilized in amber to bring him back.

“This place is dead, anyway.”

This is outstanding.

Hail Hydra.

MxPx has an album called “Slowly Going the Way of the Buffalo.” I thought this meant they were extinct. I thought the cowboys killed them all!

He is single-handedly responsible for removing the public option from the Affordable Healthcare Act.

.211. In Single A.

LASIK is a top-three life decision I ever made. I got it in college, in 2006, when I had no money, so the administrative assistant working the deal lied and wrote that my annual income was $108,000 annually. She didn’t even tell me - she just did it and I saw the figure on the application later.

Aw, this is bogus. I was trying to say WAS exciting!

That first goal had a helluva last-second pass. It wasn’t legitimately exciting to watch.

How is this sort of thing possible? Is it a function of team designed around this guy, ala Jeremy Lin and the Knicks for those lovely three weeks?

To be fair, there is a lot of pressure on Tom to under inflate the number of concussions he’s had.

I am unsure how to respond to calm, rational, logical arguments on Deadspin.

You are wrong. Football is terrible.

Awesome sauce, while not a single word, something something something hold my beer.

A play even Brockmire would take pity on?

All that talk of cyber and not one Age/Sex/Location check?

What’s strange to me is he keeps applying for reinstatement. He wants to play football in the NFL.