I had my first kid three years ago and cut cable ($100+/month) as a trade off to afford formula ($120+/month) and diapers (kill me now/month). So I’ve missed a lot of the rebranding of SportsCenter the past few years.

I’ve been waiting a solid week to tell you that you’re wrong and stupid and how dare you. But I just don’t have it in me. I think you’re probably right. This sucks.

I don’t understand why it’s always the Rays on the wrong end of a play like this.

I don’t really know what to do with it! I thought about nagging AFI to sign it, but then I got exhausted just thinking about all the effort it would take. For now, it sits in a huge plastic bin with all of my other old CDs.

So in 1998 or 1999, I went to the Warped Tour at Tinley Park (a huge fucking parking lot, basically) in Chicago. AFI played and my friend bought their album “Black Sails in the Sunset.”

Masked Intruder of Madison, Wisconsin. All of their songs are about committing crimes.. for love.

Jesus. I half expect one of these to chime in with a “It’s about ethics in video game journalism, David.”

It’s been pretty awesome watching the guy most likely to win the MVP get thumped by the guy who should win the MVP.

Typo on the headline here.

Typo on the headline here.

Welp, you made me Google to double check the spelling of “scurvy,” if that counts for anything.

Shit I hadn’t considered that.

Scurvy. Obviously.

The reporter cut the quote off at the end.

Australia’s The Living End - “Misspent Youth”

He must have broke the thumb hitching a ride on Jimmy Butler’s wagon.

Was in Milwaukee tonight. Can confirm.

+1 truth

THREEONE isn’t a word. Lotta effort there.

Oh, I get it. It’s 1996 and we’re on AOL Instant Messenger again.

I don’t get it.