What the fuck is this supposed to mean?

This would have looked cool as shit with a severe tilt shift.

Was this article written for SEO?

“Well, actually”

My wife’s entire family is from Fort Wayne. I’ve been there many, many, many times. Let me assure you: Nothing about Fort Wayne is hilarious.

I don’t care at all about soccer and this had me cheering. Good for these guys!

Very cool wrinkle, that relegation. I have no idea how it could apply in one of the top four ball/puck sports here, but I think it would be endlessly fascinating.

I can’t believe I’m commenting on a post about Stephen fuckin’ A. Smith.

Somehow, Bulls management thought getting name brand players would get them into the playoffs. And if they just made the playoffs, they’d save their jobs.

Really? I’ve heard arguments for Thomas, but do you have anyone else in mind who is better than Butler?

I like Zipser! But, his shooting percentages are godawful. I’m hoping someone teaches him to shoot this summer.

Hell Yes!

The Bulls definitely are butt. But they’re well-dressed butt. Like “going to the club on a Thursday” butt.

This motherfucker dresses like one of the comedians playing Colonel Sanders.

I can’t tell what number Stafford is.

I’m here to deny the big guy’s effort.

I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone.

Since when did the alt right clowns start reading Deadspin?

Public intoxication citations for all!

Oh, the Trump Foundation?

Just wait until they move the Bishop into place. Then the Kings will really fall.