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Maj. Booty
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That one from GTA V was modeled after a real person already, but I guess being in shape isn't "realistic".

I hope he gets his powers by getting bitten by a radioactive 4-leaf clover. Also he keeps live black cats and tiny mirrors in his utility belt to throw at people.

It's like he thinks it's his job to write reviews or something.

I always imagined Danny Glover.