While "hand over your daughter" does tend to happen, sadly, it usually doesn't happen at quinceañeras. So silver lining.

Fausto: "Si no le molesta, me gustaria celebrar con ustedes. Mis hombres y yo."

"Bros before hoes, dude. I called dibs on that hot piece of ass first." — Laoghaire

The chemistry between the leads is one of the reasons I love this show so much. Caitriona and Tobias have such great chemistry as Frank and Claire, and Frank is so awesome in the few scenes he's been in (an officer and a gentleman, if you will), that you can really feel Claire's cognitive dissonance when Tobias as…

Can't tell what's worse: spending an entire episode on the fate of ex-wife we don't really care all that much about, or prolonging the discovery of the fate of ex-wife we don't really care all that much about for the rest of the season. You know, like finding out umpteen eps later that Sophia was in the barn the…

You sir, win the internet.

So virginity's only for ugly dudes? That's kinda rude. Not to mention untrue. There can be hot guys who are still virgins. In my experience, they've tended to be Midwestern and deeply religious.

*Burr.* The Scots have a burr. It's the Irish folk that have a brogue.

Agree with everyone else that Claire was probably trying to put Jamie off because she's reluctant to go through with Dougal's scheme. Plus, I figure that, as a modern woman, she's probably heard horror stories of in-laws and other folk barging in to the couple's bedchamber the morning after in search of bloody sheets…

There are hot gingers and there are gross, skeevy-looking gingers. Chopper is definitely the latter.

Sonya is the Britta of The Bridge. The absolute worse.

If Folksy Cowboy Father-Figure Boss Guy dies, WE RIOT.

He's not the same guy as the grocery store guy. He showed up earlier this season, ominously warning MacKenzie to back off his investigation.

Thank you, random internet stranger, for making me laugh.

Alright TV fans, I've never seen "The Wire," but I'm kind of curious to see how this show compares. From what I understand, that show was a study in world-building. The Bridge has done a pretty good job of creating its own universe, and as the reviewer points out, that universe is the show's saving grace. But is it…

I thought Charlotte was the man on the inside.

As much as I wanted the stupid cabbie to drive away when Mr. Vampire Lawyer Lady told him to, I'm not surprised he didn't. Cabbies in NYC have a bad habit of not doing what you tell them to.

An antagonist isn't always a villain.

O.M.G. does Cesar read Crepusculo?! ¡Que oso!

A Better Life is a great film. He's practically unrecognizable in it, which, to me at least, is the mark of a good actor: being able to lose yourself in a character instead of playing yourself, but with a different name (Tooooom Cruuuuise).