Oh my god, this song. It’s so good and SO fucked up. A dude singing basically “Holy Mary, mother of God, I swear this gypsy slut better fuck me or I will END HER.” In a DISNEY movie. The whole existence of Hunchback as a children’s film sometimes makes me both horrified and so happy all at once.

This. It’s so insanely out of place in a movie with dancing cartoon gargoyles, but it’s so, so good. I’ve said for years that the problem with Hunchback is that Disney essentially made two different movies and then just sort of haphazardly smushed them together - one is a dark, fucked-up story of lust and violence and…

Trump looks far more ridiculous (I’m excluding Kerry because he was never president).

Stupid hat? Check.

When I think Papa I think this guy. He’s certainly no damm hipster.

The real nightmare is having Netflix beaming directly into your eybeall 24/7 and you still cant find anything good to watch....

I thought that was fantastic. Charlie Brooker is a huge nerd, he’s never anti-technology, he just wants us to be aware of where it is going and think about it, not just blindly consume it and perhaps get consumed by it.

The president-elect told advisers he wanted to tap Mr. Pence’s Washington experience and contacts to help move the process along

Nah, his bid died weeks ago. These are the gases released from the cadaver after rigor mortis begins to set in.

this is the real story here folks

Will Eddie Murphy still be Mushu

Never forget.

You guys, 8 years is a long time. We all look older! Everyone ages a lot in 8 years.  I think he still looks great. Just older.

Would I want to save $10 bucks on headphones? Depends on how easily I can get to the second location. If it costs me $10 to get there, its a wash. In reality, I would be asking for a price match otherwise no deal.

That was so short it was almost lazy. I DEMAND MORE.

Yes, smoking weed makes you a thug.

Story seems to be missing the paragraphs that go with the title.

This doesn’t actually explain why the bruises are there though, just that they’re easier to form. Still may be from playing hockey in your sleep...

good thing they burned the poem immediately after it was written instead of posting it up on our country’s front door and using it in elementary schools to explain how our country works to EVERYONE who’s ever grown up here... otherwise, it might mean something.