Let’s be fair Pittsburgh is a commonwealth of Ohio, Philadelphia is basically New Jersey without a beach, the rest of the state consists of small pockets of liberal progressives fortifying our cities against the conservative hordes drooling whilst cleaning their assault rifles praying for a zombie apocalypse.

I’m sorry for your loss.

Anybody besides me remember when the 70s came back in the 90s briefly? It looked exactly like this. So this is basically the 90s version of the 70s come back to haunt us all.

(courtesy of GhostBoobs)