“I have always found Stress to be the most auspicious attribute.”

This “life hack” is useless to me. I need help starting work when I’m on the clock.

Yeah, but what if your resume said “Developed Towering Pillar of Hats”?! I mean, look at how majestic that is!

But he was.

Fuses. There’s just not much difference between a cheap fuse and an expensive one.

At least Boromir died heroically.

Here’s a question: would you rather Rip, or Tear?

At this point, I’d believe it if someone told me the real purpose of the TSA is to get people to stop flying.

I, too, can’t wait for our inevitable future consisting of Car DLC, DCMA takedowns of vehicle tunes, and anyone with the right script being able to diable or hijack our vehicles remotely.

I can’t help but notice Mighty’s number 9 in that image you chose to use.

That is a render. It does not have USB ports, ethernet connectors, or HDMI ports. It has pixels, textures, shaders, polygons, and a whole heaping helping of vapor.

That’s bait.

All functional fighting game AI cheats, it’s only the very best ones that don’t feel like they’re cheating you.

First, 10 dollars of your money. Then, hours of your free time. Later, the last shreds of your ragged sanity. Finally, your very soul.

Have you allowed your permit to hold an opinion to expire? I ask because that is an incredibly bad take you have there, sir.

The existence of Bullet Bill implies that guns have been a part of the Mario canon since SMB.

Ревнивый, Стеф Шредер?

And I want Richard Hammond to know that whatever hair coloring he’s using isn’t working for him.

Try to have at least one collectible be as cool as this:

I initially read the headline as “Dude says he picked kpoop over esports” and still agreed with the decision.