At first I laughed, but then I thought to myself, “wait a minute, isn’t that an American alligator?” Now that image only troubles me.

With a nickname like “Tom Terrific” I’m pretty sure Brady is more of a DC than a Marvel.

Two things:

I’ve heard it as ‘lol ville’

Nothing says “I’m going to wreck your shit” like a proctologist listening to the Doom soundtrack.

Shorthand for “I don’t care enough to even try to do it right.”

One thing I really, really liked about the data storage tower is that they are SECURE. No punk ewok on Endor is going to magically dance their fingers over a keyboard and download the most critical state secrets of the Empire. Someone has to a) know exactly where the data is located b) physically enter the storage…

I guess someone in Russia enjoys hurting other people.

Oooooorange

All those kids who were raped for over 30 years just got unraped thanks to that Penn State win! Go Lions~!

It’s safer than Gasoline, and less energy dense than Diesel. It burns easily, but it wouldn’t be the most dangerous fuel on the road.

Someone should tell Squeenix the little known fact from FF6 that Cyan was actually the best character from that game and they should have more protagonists like him.

Seriously, Die A Little More Inside This Weekend by Tom McParland

I’m wondering why the article didn’t stop there. Paid by the word, maybe?

The best case scenario is that CNN finds some journalistic integrity AND the AT&T/Time Warner merger gets denied.

When I’m not plowing my mustang into crowds of bystanders, I’m shifting the gears in it manually.

Okay, yeah, there’s the mandatory Minor League snarl, but at least two of those babies seem to be having a Real Good Time.

Counterpoint: NFL conventional wisdom is conservative to the point of being self-defeating.

If it’s not happening to you, then it isn’t real! Also, I can’t afford to buy STD meds until I somehow hit my deductible, because I have no prescription coverage until I reach that point. Nevermind that I can’t afford to spend until I hit the deductible. I have health insurance that I’m required to pay for by law that…