I refuse to believe that y-inverters are human.

I don’t even call Subway fit for human consumption, much less a sandwich.

Holy hell, developers should not have editorial control over reviews of their games.

Time is the most finite resource of all.

Well, I don’t know about that, but I can certainly agree that both are/were really, really bad.

Oh man, the classic.

Holy crap, they actually drew him like he could possibly be Roma.

They aren’t much fun to drive at 45mph (with the pedal depressed all the way to the floor, mind you!) on the Deutsche Autobahn, either. Then again, I had a deuce and a half in the m109 van configuration, and those things were criminally underpowered.

I am so looking forward to the outcome of this election.

CATVLI PERCVSSVS FEROCIAM

It looks good, but that doesn’t look like a schoolGIRL, so much.

I got Amnesia: The Dark Descent for free a short while ago on steam. 1 game (and a good one at that) for $0.00 beats any number of games at any price greater than $0.00, mathematically speaking.

EAMVS CATVLI

Oh god, it’s the squirrel girl artist! RUUNNNNNN

Soma: The Internet Learns About Existential Horror.

EAMVS CATVLI

The Saints and Cowboys game is rated TOO DAMN HIGH!

Go home and be a family man.

-A sanctimonious and self righteous denizen of Portlandia.

$500 per month for 6 years? Holy hell, he saw you coming a mile away. My condolences.