A shit sandwich.

Insane Hot Take Snuck In Near The End: “The American public needs to learn not to rely on the government to save them when a crisis hits.”

You laugh, but Eamus Catuli!

I hardly heard those tires talk at all.

My favorite thing about Final Fantasy 3 (screw you, that’s what was on the game’s packaging) was that the one guy who had a really, REALLY good reason to mope steadfastly refused to do so. Cyan, you’re my dog, bro.

How can you in all sincerity not say that Alabama fans are the worst?

A basement?!? In New Orleans?!?!? AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I hope it’s the opposite. The best twist in the outstanding hard sci-fi film “Moon” wasn’t that Sam was a clone, it was that Gerty was a moral thinking machine willing to sacrifice itself for Sam. By the way, enjoy that spoiler for a six year old movie.

Buttlord GT has this covered:

The Aristocrats?

you have made my life better. Thank you. Forever.

Who is “they”? What license are you talking about? It’s just Scott coding and modeling and an imaginary pizzeria that he dreamed up.

I think this can be done better.

This should have been Kotaku’s 2012 GOTY, huh? Neat. What are some games I have from 2012 in my library?

This is what Quake has always needed to capture that Lovecraft vibe it was always going for.

Army tradition, at least, has it that Von Steuben taught the continental army the Prussian way of saluting, and so we stopped doing it the British way.

I’m more amazed by the complete lack of control the shooter displayed. How the hell did he even manage to wing his target waving that pistol around like that?

Are there circumstances where it will shift gears without my direct input? Are there circumstances where it will either not shift or delay a shift after I perform the action to shift gears? If the answer to either question is yes, then it is not a manual transmission.