Darn those flyover state peasants. They ruin everything for us enlightened, superior New Yorkers!

You'd still need two way communication, and with a cell phone, that still requires a cell tower. At best the mobile providers would know the last known location of the cell phones, which would probably be around or before the time the plane went dark.

If it had been successfully ditched a la the "Miracle on the Hudson," survivors would have contacted loved ones. without a doubt.

This is the first I've ever seen Ballmer accused of not being sufficiently animated. Usually the remark is the exact opposite.

b..but... some of those costumes aren't terrible?

It's an acceptable racist term for what is perceived as a stereotypical white American adult female.

I guess they didn't want to license Wizard of Wor for the arcade bits.

Gawker didn't boycott the NFL, either.

He didn't take himself out of the play. He was following the action of the returner, which meant he was potentially a tackler. Legal block, and it's his responsibility to protect himself from legal blocks if he's going to look to make a play after an interception.

Tonight, you.

Indirect jobs means things like: Contractors who move in to supply goods and services to the Gigafactory. Daycare centers, shopping malls, and Hellmarts for the workers. Construction jobs created to build houses and rentals and businesses to service the Tesla employees. Public service jobs like fire, police, and…

It is very high up here. You are likely to be licked by a goat.

Having tried it, I can confidently state that dignity is highly overrated.

Steiny! Fetch me my paper! Steiny! Fetch me a danish!

What if a police officer shoots and hits a non-citizen?

When it's spoken it's slander. The word you want is libel.

I've always compared econoboxes to things like toasters and refrigerators.

Hairless peaches are for pornstars and pedophiles.

Why didn't the Tesla Model S make this list? At 4.2 seconds, it's tied with the BMW M5.

Are large portions of this article really copy/pasted from last year? Seriously?