To be fair, the only men the NFL cares about are on small, green, rectangular pieces of paper.

Only if iRobot had tried to patent a guy with a mirror and a radio controller.

I would never go to a rabbi, minister, or priest for an opinion on the nature of gluons, or the higgs boson, or the first seconds after the big bang (unless they were also a theoretical physicist and/or cosmologist). Why would you go to a theoretical physicist/cosmologist for an opinion on a purely hypothetical…

You do not have to buy it. Buying it confers no in-game benefit. There really is no reason to open chests in games like TF2 or Counterstrike unless you feel like paying the wages of the game's developers for their continued support of the game.

For Ryu, 7-21-1964 was also a Tuesday.

I thought Kirby was only supposed to be angry in the U.S.?

I'm not your friend, buddy.

To be fair, it IS Spain. The liberals are indeed in charge. The only question is how left.

It's only as new as human civilization.

Certainly. The conquest of Syria and Iraq by ISIS/L is a humanitarian catastrophe in the making. The theft of some non-weaponizable rocks is a distraction from the larger crisis.

Mr. BLT disagrees with you vehemently. Mr. Egg Sandwich probably wants to continue this discussion outside.

There really isn't any need to get worked up over this. They haven't acquired the materiel needed to construct a dirty bomb. They have acquired some raw material for the construction of marginally hazardous doorstops.

Neither is the world cup.

Neither is the world cup.

So.. what's Greenpeace's version of Manbearpig?

Unfortunately, the Red Bag garnered the most votes, so "Spicy Street Taco" should soon... ahahaha. I just can't get over the name. It's like the worst member of G.I. Joe ever.

I dunno why, but that looks really, really good.

The Mexicans, at least, are very thankful that is not how the USMNT plays.

Delicious nuts with your delicious nut punches?

They mention that the Brown Pelican is Louisiana's state bird So what do they do? Slap a white pelican right on the icon. Good jerb.