90% of the shit circulating about Pokémon Go is bullshit. You thought this wasnt gonna be?

Fucks sake can you not perpetuate more fake shit about Pokémon GO? 90% of the viral Facebook posts are fake shit. It has to stop somewhere Patricia and I know it's your only job at Kotaku to whore out halfway retarded Pokémon posts but come on have a spine for once.

That just goes to show you how little content is in AAA games these days when they regularly go on sale for half price mere months after their release. If they'd put half their marketing dollars into development today's AAA games would be more sustainable.

I'm pretty sure it's not the actual Pokémon fans thatre outraged. Rather "the 90%", or those basic af muggles who GO is their first foray into Pokémon and their latest attempt at staying trendy.

Entitled little shits. Probly didn’t even play Red & Blue.

Yep it's only up half the time for me too :/

Can’t disagree with that. When I’m wondering around I’m wishing I was accomplishing something. When I’m on the grind I’m wishing I was taking it easy.

So, some sort of GPS weirdness?

Lemme guess. Dragon Nest has been down for days. Again. For the thousandth time.

Well sports games in general are depreciative trash anyway so...

How does anyone have the time to make one of these masterpieces a day every day for a year? What does he do for a living? Is he immune to physical and mental fatigue? Does he live in Sweden or yet another European nation that has it abundantly better than we here in the States?

Realistically, Nintendo has never LOST money on anything. These numbers only reflect the difference in their sales Forecasts and their actual sales Figures. It's a bad compulsion giant companies have, to grossly overpredict sales then get disappointed and cut employees when the CEOs don't rake in their billions.

Candela's not NEARLY as punk rock as I hoped she would be. u.u Disappointment.

Xbox Live, also.

Well, Xbox owners understand.

Wynaut? I've been doin it that way for 18 years!

Except that we’ve been bowing down to these supersensitive crybabies for the past few years now and look where it’s got us in gaming. Shambles. Every little thing is whined about and picked apart to the point I wish the devs, every dev, would just fly out right to their houses and slap the shit out of every one of…

The cringe is real.

I don’t know why you’d feel like you’ve been transported to 1996. Pokémon didn’t even hit the west until 1998 and nobody outside of Japan knew about it until only a few months prior torelease in their respective countries late that year. I’m gonna bring up this rant every time someone does this because it’s annoying…

Can we fit any more political current events in here? d: