I love classical music.

You’ll understand once you make it to that level in the game.

A carb, and a cam, and some decent heads...

No. No it doesn’t. The Golden Eagle needs your help. The J10 needs your help. The nice XJ needs your help. You’re really not that far off from having three really cool and relatively unique Jeeps with those three.

David, you have three Jeeps that are worth fixing, that need your attention. You just bought that nice XJ. The Golden Eagle needs an engine rebuild now, and the J10 hs been getting pushed aside for years. This postal Jeep is just a distraction. I have no doubt you can get it going, but even then it will still be a…

Is it possible for a general, global cease and desist for that song?

lets be honest though do SxS look good? Aggressive? sure, good? no.

The prior owner made out like a bandit - he got paid 500 bucks instead of spending money to get the Jeep to the junkyard themselves.

I’m probably going to get reamed for this...

Just Satan repossessing the last-gen Impala, nothing to see here.

Definitely the worst. My wife and I make fun of them every time they come on. “You have a perfect driving record, and then you T-bone one school bus full of puppies and nuns while high on PCP and your insurance company raises your rates. How unfair is that?”

Speaking of insurance commercials, we really need parodies of the eye-rolling Liberty Mutual ads. You know, the ones where people have no concept of depreciation, or think that torque ratios are a real thing, or have no idea how insurance actually works.

*quickly unplugs cable from laptop resting over family jewels*

Can I give you some advice? Ignore these guys you arguing. There are people that are so busy being right, they never stop to hear and learn a different perspective.

This isn’t even the scariest Golden Eagle on this site.

Every morning I have to get up early and feed, groom and hook up 185 horses to the front of my car to drag me to work. The real bitch is getting the damn torques to cooperate. Twisty damn things.

Back when I was told that we didnt have google, nor the internet, and our remotes had wires.

You have a 3 gallon engine? Please go ahead and tell me off the top of your head how many cubic inches that is.

It’s funny because my experience in western texas mirrors this. You wanted to pass, people went into the shoulder and waved you by.  I guess it depends on traffic and hurry.