Don’t tell me how to live my life. Extreme heat is surely the only way to guarantee their deadness.

I absolutely love it! I'm getting an Oldsmobile Aerotech vibe and I 100% dig it! 

I’ve watched that long, insane pitch video of his...my favorite part is where he explains that it each batch of vodka is triple-filtered through “semi-precious stones” that are “known as a type of diamond.”

Danny Boy, I’ve seen track meets with fewer qualifiers than that claim.

Once I almost got the Corrective Action Program I was working in for nuclear construction to make our mission statement “Solving today’s problems tomorrow”.

He never said Asia = Japan, or specifically excluded India. He said

Do what my parents do:

- Buy one bottle of a fancy, high end vodka. Enjoy it.
- Save the fancy bottle.
- Buy a big plastic jug of a passable mixer vodka.
- Decant from big plastic jug into fancy bottle.
- Store fancy bottle in freezer.
- Happily offer guests a cocktail made with “the good stuff.”

(My Dad does the same thing…

Grey Goose got it’s “top shelf” reputation, because they made their bottle too damn tall to fit on a lower shelf. It’s really an only slightly above average vodka at a well above average price.

If I saw a cocker spaniel with an AR-15, I’d shoot it too

People who let their domesticated animals wander off their property shouldn't have domesticated animals.

She’s not ‘pretending to be a stray’ - she is simply going to where people give her food. That is essentially what domesticated dogs have evolved / been bred to do. It’s how they became domesticated.

Except the loop was done for the movie, with Roy Scheider at the stick. So...he kinda does get to wear the JAFO hat on that one.

My grandfather hunted arrowheads. Like everywhere he went, everywhere he was stationed in the Air Force, when he was out hunting, hiking, etc. He would follow behind tractors plowing fields. He must have found thousands of them. Enough to make like a dozen framed arrangements of them in different designs and patterns,…

Speaking of meh cars...

So much respect for Gruden trying to get fired and get that whole $100m in one year.

Stop using them. Just sit on the goddamn toilet.

These are of course the reaction of a journalist; not of a blogger.

pretty sexist to describe a 28 year old female journalist as a child

Chill, child.

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything