That 20-point increase doesn’t strike me as the difference between a 7% loan and a 4% loan. 

“Separately, some 26 million subprime borrowers will end up with higher credit scores...”

If an applicant’s traditional FICO score falls short, a lender can offer to have the score recalculated to reflect banking activity. ...

Yes, pretty much any purebred dog is more susceptible to specific medical conditions than any mutt. That’s a generalization, of course, any specific purebred might live to be 15 and any mutt might have chronic illnesses. But most of the popular breeds have well-documented ailments that are common to that breed, like…

Can you imagine getting in an accident and not only being punched by an airbag but also having it project a colony of live ants at your face?

Just imagine if Dodge themselves had built a carbon-kevlar-bodied mid-engine turbocharged supercar in the early 1990s.

On the bright side, it also means I really am still 25, and I’m not just lying about it

Jesus.

Vincent D’Onofrio is one of my favorites.  His Kingpin keeps me coming back.

I guess this version of the apocalypse comes with a never-ending gasoline fairy inside the tank?

There are definitely vast areas of Illinois where bike lanes are nonexistent, outside Chicagoland, most of the state is very rural and low density.

I just did a quick Google search. It looks like Smithfield workers are represented by the United Food & Commercial Workers’ Union.

I sympathize with the shit factory workers have to deal with but nothing is going to convince me that urinating next to the ham canning line is in any way excusable.

In America eating anything that doesn’t come from a cow, pig, or chicken is considered “exotic”. Including that weird green crap that grows from the ground.

Its like they have some kind of thinking impairment, or something else preventing them from making clear and cogent decisions or something.  

where superintendent Mike Williams this week issued an apology to parents after school cafeterias served students kangaroo-beef chili.

Loved her in 3rd Rock & The Librarians (tv movies & the brief cameos in the show)

Oh man, son of a motherless goat got robbed.

That’s not orange peel. It’s ambience. And it’s $2,375 extra.

When Lorne Michaels shuffles off this mortal coil, heaps of praise for his creation of SNL will be thrown at him.