I do this with fried and “poached” eggs.

Yup.. 

“Pyros’ lawyers think that page in the manual is insufficient, and they’re looking at ways to take this matter to court”

Bingo!

No way!

I think we may have the same spirit animal.

We’ve all been there at least once.

I don’t have any moral issues with JJ’s. I’m a bit ignorant of the founder’s dealings honestly.

“wheat, rye, flaxseed, quinoa, oats, millet, barley, amaranth, and spelt, along with a hint of honey and molasses.”

Yeah, these weird practices are more universal than people think. I used to work for a plumbing company that did all of the service and repair work for a frozen pizza plant. Free pizza every day for lunch! One day one of our guys joked about “pizza again?” In front of a manager. We were never called back to that place…

I think you're right. 

1971 Mach1

They say gonorrhea takes the brain last. This is actually becoming interesting to watch.

I was thinking the same thing!

Nobody does. And as soon as one person starts to figure it out? Well, they sense it and then change it.

“Welcome to capitalism”

What are you smoking?

Huh. It didn’t originally read that way. Hence my kneejerk there.

“Representing your sponsor well is #1 on that list”

Disposals? They’re the devils work. Yes, people think anything can go down those. What they don’t realize is that they never use enough water to actually flush the food debris all the way down the line.