But it's not my Grandma's 1975 Dart so it suxxors teh big one! 

All this time later and the 47 Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account line still cracks me up.

You have to understand that the majority of people are pretty ignorant when it comes to what you can and what you cannot put down a drain.

Hopefully the story behind it gets ironed out before it’s restored.

I was setting up rope lights for a neighborhood BBQ. We had them strung pretty high from the wooded patio area in the back yard but one strand came unplugged. So I, in my infinite wisdom, trusted my professional alcoholic neighbor to steady the 16' extension ladder while I unfcked the fckery. As soon as I got up on…

Dang! I was rewatching the TG Alfa challenge episode last night and actually wondered what happened to this guy! 

Nice! It's like a Lime Tom Collins. 

They’re actually selling pretty well out here in Farm country. It’s not too surprising really. The Avalanche was a big seller here too.

I highly recommend finding one to try before buying or one with a "trial" period. I bought a popular, heavily advertised multi layer foam mattress and regret it every frigging day. I sleep better on the floor.

I highly recommend finding one to try before buying or one with a "trial" period. I bought a popular, heavily…

I can’t believe this isn’t going 100% CP!

I find it funny that there are actually people defending Insurance companies. 

Wow! Throw $10,000 at that and you’ll have a great $900 Jeep! 

I wish I had more stars to give!

“The current administration worries me because wages are not going up with inflation”

This just sounds like it was made up by somebody trying to out all the idiots in his/her family.

Ugh.. It’s fcking true too!

Oh. My. God. Bloody wow!

My ex-fil raises Angus steers. When we first met out on his farm I thought he was batty when he told me “never turn your back on them” when hiking the pastures. The ex and I got a good scare when we realized he wasn’t joking.