Those guys that always know better even though they’ve never done what they’re talking about. Kinda like all the barstool Ditkas that pop up during Football season.

Tires, temp, humidity, elevation, launch technique, location (prepped or unprepped surface).. There are a lot of factors. 

Star for "Stans". I belly laughed there.

Don’t let these articles get you too worked up. They’re more inflammatory than anything.

IPAs are the beers most forced upon one here in NE Illinois. I can’t stand IPAs and I will deliberately order the absolute worst beer on the menu (if you’re lucky they’ll have canned Busch!) just to set the snobby a-hole craft beer pushers off.

Hopefully they told their employees this time.

Why would a CEO that left the company in 1962 only have access to 1975?

You don’t want the HD orange bucket. Too conspicuous. You pop out to the store for some Flamin Hot Cheetos and when you come back to the car? The buckets gone..

“has announced that any diesels vehicle that don’t meet Euro 5"

“Its not as simple as “Why didn’t you have Ford make you trucks?”

I stopped getting emotionally attached to cars a long time ago. Low mileage just means less hard parts to change before I take it out and RallyX it. 

“I’m just trying to be realistic”

Yeah, this person shouldn't be behind the wheel. 

“There’s no evil daddy warbucks character waiting at the switch, twirling his mustache, just counting the seconds until he can flip it and kill granny.”

There’s been some editing post Post. It’s definitely been cleaned up. 

“These cars introduced the famous slant-6 inline-six engine”

Nope. A dog turd is a dog turd no matter what color it is. 

Väder? That’s my Dog’s name.

Youtube has become their breeding ground.

You kinda come off like a dick there.