Seriously. I’m getting nervous just looking at it.

That 3% battery charge bothers me more than anything mentioned in the article.

Louisville needs to plug in its damn phone.

I’m sorry. You need an app to figure out how to brush your teeth? Get an electric toothbrush and they generally turn off after 2 minutes so you know you’ve brushed long enough. Kids can get the kind where music plays through the brush and your teeth and into your ear drums through your bones (or however those work).…

I’m just glad the Seahawks somehow came up in this conversation.