Yeah I’m going to go ahead and hazard a guess that there were no winners in this interaction.

It’s like a fun game of two truths and a lie. Porter lunged at the doorman... LIE! Lifted him off the ground... LIE! Grabbed’s the officer’s wrist... TRUTH! Could not pull away from his grip despite trying as hard as he could... LIE!

Ah-yup.

Ah-yup.

Representing!

Ah, gotcha. FWIW, can’t you use an old PS3 controller with a Raspberry Pi? I bet a bunch of readers (including me!) have a few of those lying around gathering dust.

I hate to be a negative Nancy... but where does the $35 figure come from? I can’t find anything remotely close to that price point on Amazon, and especially not with all peripherals and stuff included.

I was sad when the Red Sox let go of Lopez because he was super smart and I thought that was cool, and I always love LOOGYs and ROOGYs.

This article describes me so much that it physically pained me to read. I just, JUST, got reprimanded at work for not timely finishing an assignment that I took on even though I really had no time to do it. I only said yes to the assignment because I am a chronic people pleaser and I know that. I’m also terribly…

8-year old me would get SO PUMPED UP watching Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em 5. That opening song...

I remember that, when I canceled at LA Fitness, they made me come down IN PERSON and submit the cancellation paperwork. They wouldn’t even take a faxed or emailed copy. Or just cancel by phone. It’s insane.

I have this! IT’S VERY COLD, POWERFUL, AND STARTLING.

I have this! IT’S VERY COLD, POWERFUL, AND STARTLING.

Sadly, in my experience, if you are an associate at a law firm, and a partner asks you for help and you respond with anything but an unqualified “yes”... you’re probably not ever seeing work from that partner ever again. I wish this wasn’t the case, but it is.

A word of caution about soft close toilets: since installing one on my own toilet, I now absent-mindedly assume that all toilets are soft close. That is not the case. Whoops.

A word of caution about soft close toilets: since installing one on my own toilet, I now absent-mindedly assume that…

Remember when we all thought Jagr was cooked when he was a Ranger? He was starting to look really slow, and disinterested, and his goal total was starting to drop.

How is it that a guy from St. Louis sounds like he was born and raised in Medicine Hat? I swear every hockey player has the same accent.

I always get Patrick Maroon confused with Pat Falloon.

I built a time machine and stopped myself from going to law school.

Unfortunately, by the end of his career, Keith Ballard WAS a bollard.

This sounds and feels like good advice... but honestly, I can’t remember a time where I got a gift card and was anything but totally happy to have it.

Lower that monitor!