Jackie Christie from Basketball Wives LA recommends the watermelon splash “flavor.”

We all know Mel Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ wins the Vatican Oscars every year. And Kirk Cameron. Lotsa Kirk Cameron.

I think it’s better to teach your kids to behave year round. If I were a kid whose parents tricked them into believing Elf surveillance existed, I’d be fucking shit up on December 26th.

Does anyone else remember Lil Fetus from All That?

Sofia Vergara’s ex is trying to do the same thing to her.

I don’t care about this. There’s more important news:

My fav unreleased Kesha track is Meet Me In Space. I hate Dr. Luke. He is not only a shitty person but a shitty producer. That female artists continue to work with him even though he is a rapist sickens me.

OMGAWSH UR LIKE SO WISE. What was it like to fly on pterodactyls instead of airplanes?

I’d like to hear what kind of music she makes without Dr. Luke. I read in her lawsuit that she didn’t want to sing the shit he was making her sing, and he said if she sang anything else he’d just splice it together to be what he wanted.

I binged watched that and finished it on Sunday night. I completely agree. Hopefully it will set Steven and Brendan free as well.

Believe it or not Kesha can actually sing. She’s no Adele, but she’s not Britney Spears either. If you listen to her Pre-Dr. Luke shit, you’ll be surprised.

I didn’t exist yet. I found it on YouTube though, so I’m going to watch it tonight!

And all it took was a documentary.

WWRD?

That’s because the “pretty pink plastic” is made from a subplutoniamistic element found deep within the coukaboura forest inside of melitania volcano that erupts every 1,000 years. Sorry, ladiez.

But I want a stockpile (room) full of Oreos and purple Gatorade (for freeeee) too.