As someone who has Amazon Prime, it is actually more economical for me to pre-order physical releases because that means I can get Mario Odyssey on day one for $48. Sorry, Luke, I can’t pass on that.

Hey, if that means we don’t get loot boxes until 2019, I’m A-ok with that

Weird that they would employ so many underage workers, especially in an environment where they might be exposed to “nudity, sexual scenarios, racial epithets, suggestive gestures, profanity and references to stereotypes.”

The fact that this terminology is used in the army is a poor defense.

You know, this is getting a little tiresome...

No, but every bullet is inscribed with “shot from my Hard Light”.

My favorite Graham Norton moment involving Jenifer Aniston

As an IL resident, a C is a far better grade than we deserve.

“I’ll even read the King James Bible until the wall is funded”

I’ve been playing Pokemon since its start in Gen I and I don’t understand the Heracross, Tauros, Farfetch’d, etc. gym. Someone help me out? I can’t for the life of me see the theme.

Trump is just trying his best

Baloney. This is a ploy by BIG GNOME (Underpants and Garden Divisions working on concert, obviously) to obtain our skivvies.

In all fairness, were I VP I would make the reporter pool watch Manos: The Hands of Fate sans Joel and the Bots...

I don’t understand speed running! How come people like things in ways that are different than the way i enjoy them!

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

It really bothers me that the triforce isn’t even centered.

This sounds like a story with a lot of ups and downs, a few twists and turns, but eventually going off the rails.

Oooof.