There are a TON of people like this that have to continually push their progressive and oh so diverse street cred. It’s like an Internet comments section: “As the mother of a queer, gender nonconforming, autistic kid with disabilities...”, “as someone who is 1/8 Native American and half Tibetan...”, “As someone who is…

lena dunham: I’m the victim here! Me! Me!

And in an actual game no less.

“Don’t do that. They still get pregnant in the air.”

Cursing everyone else out is OK (and funny!) as long as they don’t call someone a c***? An odd line to draw...

Make Basketball Great Again

Rose’s reverse was better IMHO.

“Wait, I was just joking when I said I’d rather watch paint dry than soccer!”

Why did the coach do a stupid thing? Why would it be better to have the punter run around with the ball, a HS kid who almost never has the ball, rather than the QB, who has the ball all of the time? This isn’t like the NFL, where even kickers are amazing professional athletes.

Haslam’s job openings, ranked by pay

If the answer is “no,” you better get yourself a union.

She’s after that black cock for sure.

I love Joe Biden, but prayer has been one of the least effective things we’ve tried to do to fix America. It’s been so ineffective that electing Donald Trump has a greater chance of fixing every thing wrong in the world than prayer. Prayer is like a hug you give yourself; it might help you feel better for a minute,…

When the DNC chooses their 2016 candidate in 2008 and then rigs primaries against the democratic candidate chose by the people in 2016, they get what they deserved. Oh and use two-factor authentication

I can’t wait for Tim to transition to an Arizona Fall League studio analyst.

Ah, college kids and their earnest protests demanding “dialogue.”

Or what Hillary says every time she sees the voter turnout in support of her among African-Americans is not as high as she expected.

It’s simply not fair to all us normies with crooked noses, bad skin, or general lack of talent that there are so many of these beautiful AND talented cosplayers running around. Pick one or the other, please, and stop making us regulars look bad.

It’s a shame CNN wasn’t a thing in the 30's. I hear they’re really good at finding missing planes.