Hope he makes a quick return from the 3-day disabled list.

True, but standing next to Sheldon Adelson, Mark Davis is practically a male model.

But he wears glasses, thick rimmed ones at that. So he must be smart.

Wow, so Maddon allowed Schwarber (as the tying run!) to face Miller, even with Soler still available to pinch-hit.

The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 1 800 273 8255. Don’t be ashamed to ask for help when watching terrible football. Titans-Jaguars this Thursday. Get help, folks.

Ya, fuck that whole innocent until proven guilty thing, ammirite?

I think we’re all ignoring an important and pressing issue regarding this particular Deadspin piece:

Should it be filed under JOURNALISMISM?

All that is meaningless because people who use proper names in Scrabble are the lowest scum on Earth. 

I’m pretty sure it’s all part of the plan to have Carson Wentz replace Manning and Watt as the player your dad looks up to and wishes he had as his son.

I hope he keeps gobbling PEDs during his rehab or he might turn back into Judge Reinhold.

If Megan Rapinoe kneels during the National Anthem, and no one is in the stadium to watch the game, does it still rustle the media’s jimmies?

My buddy is at the race, got to shake Mario’s hand, said he’s still shaking.

Please.

All things even, Lebron is the one who put his balls on Green’s head. Very rarely do I agree with Barkley, but Lebron was asking for a cup check with the step-over.

NBA really wants to see that Game 7.

The religion of peace ( and hate, and rape, and murder).

take to the comments to let us know what sorts of awards should be awarded

“YES!”