Bright yellow sequential LED signals are illegal, yet those single, dim red bulbs that do double duty for both brake and signalling are legal? Sigh.

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TOO. MANY. JOKES to even comprehendo.

...do you have a moment to talk about our lord Jesus Christ?

If these people didn't shit their pants because of the truck, the local water probably did the trick later that night.

Hat Tip to Jesus!

Did he really use a butt plug for the demo video?

Grow up. I bet you won't age as well as you think too.

amiright? babe. either way.

Your photo at the top inspired this.

Looks like something out of the extras reel from Prometheus... lol

Did I mention that we have a car key collector among us?

Pretty much this. Jez and Gawker are my no-go's on this family of websites. There's nothing there I'm interested in and a visit will only result in my brain melting.

ohhh man, I can't wait to see $kaycogs' "congratulations" pic for this one...

It's a bit ruff.

Nah, I'm in Texas... If this happened here Taylor would have been immediate shot 12 times by 12 different bystanders upon unjustly pulling his firearm on Pullum.

Irv has owned the car since knew

Seems like vehicle manufacturers could incorporate something much more tasteful and finished that achieves the same thing. Preferably automated, and only functional when the car is in Park.