I’d argue that this, in fact, is the best kind of football. This is the kind of game that we fantasize about playing as kids, at least as the kiddos that have an interest in the sport. Muddy, sloppy, filled with heroics and NatGeo-worthy portraiture. I loved watching this game ... kinda ... but I would assure you that…

Jesus

Fuck. I’m speechless. Rest in peace, Jessi.

Ah, Tom found the ol’ Aaron Hernandez hat in the bottom of his foot locker. Time to whip it out and show the people!

just pull the fuse

Summoning Fuck Yeah. Hope this works.

SACNOE is a political organization

It’s a mixed bag for me too, with some deviations from your list in particular.

1. David Tracy
2. Patrick George
3. Tom McParland
[...]
77. Getting hit by a Mazda Eunos Cosmo
78. Jason Torchinsky

I, for one, would love for this to become a movie / movie franchise. Man/woman wakes up on someone’s front lawn a couple miles from home without any clothes on and with no explanation, not remembering how they got there, and no cell phone or ID on their person. They frantically try to navigate home through quiet,…

What about synthetic leather? A la Tesla?

:: Shudder ::

+1 Herausziehen!

That shot of Billy’s Camaro gave me the chills.

How is a performance-iteration 911 not a suggestion here? I’m disgusted.

RIP my red pixels.

ugh, you beat me to it.

fify

The East St. Louis Blue-Greens!

Missed opportunity for “THEY’LL PICK YOU UP”