Fact: that drive was so long, Michael Bennett’s shoulder-pads-for-children grew up to be Big Boy pads, graduated with a 3.9 GPA from Sycamore Lutheran, and are now three semesters into a 5-year architecture program at Southern Illinois before the drive ended in a TD.

The future sucks, right?

*Embedding grille pic in the frame of Kevin Buzz Your Girlfriend Woof .gif*

This thing looks siiiiiccccc and is a sure lock to eat pedestrians. I’m ordering two.

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I do as well. Just seems odd that they wouldn’t use the new headlights (i affectionately refer to them as “droopy eyes”) in their new, top-of-the-performance-line Mustang.

Why are they using the pre-facelift headlights?

The imagery here is so funny

My thought for HD: strap two of these things together side-by-side (of course, with a new frame and seating position, steering wheel, body panels, etc.) and you’ve got Harley’s first open-top electric sports car.

As someone who has enjoyed (slight sarcasm here) owning a solid black car multiple times, I know how difficult it is to keep things looking clean consistently. My wife would roll eyes every time I announced I was going out to wash my BMW, as that usually means I would be gone for at least 3 hours, depending on how…

RS2 Avant, hell yes. That Fiat Coupé looks brilliant as well.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

As someone who helped a friend get a script greenlit by Netflix, I can say this more accurate than you realize.

This is fucking awesome.

I hate to say it, but I’m okay with this. It’s the market (duh). I can choose to be cynical, and I appreciate wagons just as much as the next Jalop, but I don’t think I would make a different decision if I were at the helm. The 3 series is and always be a fantastic car, and that’s all it really needs to be; but large…

At 69 yards

First Andrew Collins over at The Jalopy Nicks Dot Com eBlog, and now this. Get well soon, Drew.

I had a Redblacks joke in hand. You can imagine a couple directions I was thinking of taking it, but I honestly couldn’t flesh it out this late at night.

So, this is a slightly raised and slightly more compact Ford F L E X ?

I don’t know, I like my balls a lot.