I’m surprised the airbag didn’t deploy

Meh, I think the V8 is too ingrained in the identity of the Corvette for people to be all that jazzed about buying a six-cylinder Corvette. That feels weird to even type!

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Semi-related: my cousin and I walked into a Steak N’ Shake a few years ago, during one of their dead hours overnight (maybe 1/1:30am?). We walked in, sat ourselves, and nobody came to greet us as we waited for about 10 minutes before we started questioning whether or not someone was actually manning the restaurant.

+1, Burn Down Every Autozone

It’s unfortunate because there isn’t really a satisfying ending to that movie – it’s more of a cliffhanger.

+1 // Where did they meet? NSX, England?

Knowing that having kids makes you do weird things that are somewhat inexplicable (I am a new-ish Dad), I don’t doubt the possibility that Foles somehow became a better QB after the birth of his child.

Now I really have a case of the Mondays. This is Sad! (or very bad)

Dude, take a look at what URL their homepage resolves to:

God, the Z3 is hilarious. Just get a Z3 and bingo, you got what you wanted and more, saving about $10k.

I do this. Just my humble offering of John Deere justice.

This is ... so sad.

I can see that too.

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Also, “[...] He was launching a competing startup called Evelozcity.” Was a child tasked with naming this startup? Let’s count the clichés of modern startup naming conventions:

Watching the shit-saga of this “company” like:

There are also some relevant images that Ryan includes in the piece, and the ads appear right next to (or float OVER) the embeds. That infuriates me.

I even got a Goodyear ad.

35 is my count, surely I missed one. I need to run an ad blocker.